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Reblogged from infinitylooper

infinitylooper:

Something to think about:

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

This isn’t sustainable.

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kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

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Reblogged from jeffreymann

sisterscamp:

fat-birds:

mumblingsage:

snarkeet:

billiondollarbooty:

jeffreymann:

White Blue Peacock

This bird is a crossbreed between blue and white peacocks. The result is one spectacular creature. 

wow, I haven’t seen such a dramatic display of genetic mosaicism before.

It’s a Shiny Pokemon.

There are two kinds of people.

this needed to be on this blog because of reasons

it’s so sexy

my god

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kitttypoop:

DAT TAIL

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isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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Reblogged from collegehumor
collegehumor: Child Support Billboard May Be Bleak, But Still Accurate Sitting dumbfounded in a car.  Priceless. 

collegehumor:

Child Support Billboard May Be Bleak, But Still Accurate

Sitting dumbfounded in a car.  Priceless. 

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Bridal Veil Mushroom

Bridal Veil Mushroom

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needlesslydefiantwithtea: i think this is the most accurate way of explaining humanity that i’ve ever seen

needlesslydefiantwithtea:

i think this is the most accurate way of explaining humanity that i’ve ever seen

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Reblogged from fuckyeahtattoos
fuckyeahtattoos: Second tattoo. Done by Winnie @Arte Sagrado, Tampico, MEX Number 9 has always been an important number for my mother. So this  design by Ben Bos was perfect. I chose three shades of colors: Blue - purples for my mother. Reds - oranges for my sister. Yellows - greens for me. 3 x 3 = 9 :)

fuckyeahtattoos:

Second tattoo. Done by Winnie @Arte Sagrado, Tampico, MEX

Number 9 has always been an important number for my mother. So this  design by Ben Bos was perfect. I chose three shades of colors: Blue - purples for my mother. Reds - oranges for my sister. Yellows - greens for me.

3 x 3 = 9 :)